Going to the hairdresser sick? Why you’re better off staying home with the flu.

Going to the hairdresser sick?

Have you ever thought about going to the hairdresser while sick? If so, let me tell you one thing: you’re not just a walking danger to others – it’s the best way to turn your haircut into a horror movie!

A haircut nobody wants

Imagine sitting in the salon, your nose running like a tap and your coughing rivaling the latest TikTok hit. Trust me, your hairdresser has better things to do than juggle your hair during your next sneezing fit. Instead of perfecting the trendiest cut, they’ll probably be on their way to turning you into the next haircut scandal. Cut! Everywhere!

Körperteile in Gefahr

If your body feels like it’s thrown a party where everyone RSVP’d, but you were the only one who went crazy, that’s not a good sign. Not only are you sacrificing your own well-being with a runny nose, but you’re also usually damaging your hairdresser’s precise cuts. If you have to sneeze or cough while they’re busy with a sharp blade, that takes “speed cutting” to a whole new level.

Die anderen Kunden

Think about it! You’re not the only customer in the salon, and nobody wants to sit next to a wheezing patient or become one themselves. The others are sitting there, taking care of their hairstyles and health, while you threaten them with the “terror of sneezing.” Believe me, the only reason they don’t jump right at you is that they don’t want to risk getting infected by your snot-nose.

Dein Friseur und seine tapferen Kollegen

And what about your hairdresser and his colleagues? They’re a team – and then you come into the salon as a sick nutcracker! Just imagine him having to tell the others at the next tea break: “Yeah, he came in yesterday and turned the whole studio into a virus ballet.” He’ll probably have to think of you with every cut. No disinfectant can help, only pure despair!

Wellness? Ein Witz!

And if you thought you could get the ultimate wellness kick with a quarantine strategy at the hairdresser’s – that’s a joke! Instead of the ingenious scent of hair products and leaving behind the stress of everyday life, you’ll be busy finding the next tissue. The wellness experience? Tainted.

Believe me, if you’re sick, you have no business being in the salon. Every minute you’re there could be a risk to the entire staff. So stay where you are, get better, and come back when you’re ready to style your hair after your illness. After all, someone has to maintain your style – and it can’t be a “cold cut”! Health comes first – and that includes your hair!💇‍♀️💥

THE CUT WENT WRONG: The right of withdrawal at the hairdresser

Right of withdrawal at the hairdresser

You had your hair cut, but: The bob is crooked! You look in the mirror and think, “WTF? That shouldn’t look like that!” It’s the nightmare of every hair salon visit: What was supposed to be the latest in hair fashion is now a cry of disappointment. How do you best complain about it????

No right of withdrawal as with internet providers.

Imagine you could call your hairdresser and say, “Hey, I’d like to get my old look back, please!” Unfortunately, that’s not possible when you visit a hairdresser. This is a work contract, and you don’t get a “14-day test and return” like you do with your latest Amazon gadget. Period. So you’re stuck with the bob, unless you followed all the necessary steps.

First improvements – always

The good news is: your hairdresser has the opportunity to perform “maintenance work.” Even if you hate the hair on the back of your neck or your hair color looks more like mold than chocolate, the salon must have the chance to fix it—free of charge. This means you can come back several times if necessary!

When does rectification end?

This is where it gets tricky. If a repair is truly impossible, then the big questions arise: Is your bob perhaps cut too short? Sorry, but hair doesn’t grow any faster! And what if the color has been so chemically treated that it looks like it came straight out of a psychological thriller? Also not good! In these cases, it’s time to cancel the contract. You have the right to your money back and possibly even compensation – for example, if you have to go to another hairdresser to fix the problem.

The killer point that 90% mess up

Now comes the mysterious part that almost everyone does wrong. When you complain about your doll haircut,
THEN KEEP YOUR FINGERS OFF YOUR HAIR!!!!!!
This means: no re-coloring, no gloss, no silver shampoo, no toning tricks, and absolutely no DIY experiments with scissors – no matter how tempting! As soon as you touch it yourself, the hairdresser gets red, and you kill your proof and lose your right to make it right. For no one can then say exactly whether the disaster came from the salon or the home bathroom.

therefore:

– First, complain: Politely tell your hairdresser that you don’t like the cut or the color.

Keep your hands off your hair: Leave the touch-ups to the professional!

– Then, make it right: Give the salon a chance to turn things around.

– Money back if necessary: If everything goes wrong and nothing helps, you have the right to a refund.

If the Bob really goes wrong, stay cool and follow this guide. This isn’t Instagram drama – this is serious hair politics! At the end of the day, it’s better to ask a professional hairdresser for help than to mess it up yourself and give up your rights.💁‍♀️✂️

Hair color dictionary: customer-hairdresser; hairdresser-customer

Hair colors and coloring techniques

You sit in the barber’s chair, surrounded by shiny scissors, fragrant hairspray, and the soothing sound of blow drying. The hairdresser smiles and asks, “How can I help you?” You think for a moment and say with a firm voice: “I’d like a Vollagé!”

Uh-huh? The hairdresser looks at you like he’s suddenly got spontaneous diarrhea. A full what? He raises an eyebrow and asks, “Excuse me, what do you want?”

“Well, a full Vollagé! So, soft streaks.” “…Do you mean balayage? Or was it foilyage?”

This is where the big misunderstanding begins. Suddenly you feel like a tourist in a foreign country whose words are not understood. Don’t worry, we’ll save your next haircut by breaking down the most important hair color techniques!

Balayage

– Freehand technique: Your hairdresser creates with brush and color cream.
– Soft transitions: The result? Natural-looking highlights that gently reflect the light.
– Naturalness: Perfect for those who want movement in their hair and a touch of sunshine.
– Maintenance required: Requires the right styling routine, otherwise it can quickly look “meh”.

Airtouch technik
Airtouch technik

AirTouch

– Color + Air (Hairdryer): Here, the color is distributed using air – really! Only the shortest hairs remain dark.
– Effect: Ultra soft and elegant.
– Investment: Yes, it takes time and therefore costs a bit more, but the result is worth every penny.

Foilyage

– Balayage + foil: The magic of the foil provides more brightening.
– Power and statement: More bang, less “I am the natural one here”.
– Perfect for anyone who wants to go lighter but doesn’t want classically highlighted hair.

Highlights (classic)

– Foil, structure, control: Here everything is meticulously planned and precisely implemented.
– Smooth & clear: Ideal for a perfect hairline or when the gray returns.
– Solid craftsmanship: No trendy fluff, but solid craftsmanship.

Not every technique suits every head of hair. And none of them will guarantee the perfect look if your idea is “all” there. Come with a concrete idea and tell your professional what you want: How light, how soft, how much effort are you willing to invest? The more you tell your hairdresser, the better the result.

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Heyyyyhhh, wow! You’re glowing!

Leuchtendes Haar UV-Licht

If someone says that to you at a club, they might not be referring to the glow on your skin from dancing so ecstatically, but rather your hair. Hair can actually fluoresce under UV light. Sounds a bit like something out of science fiction, doesn’t it?

What actually happens when your hair glows under UV light?

Hair consists mainly of keratin – a rather tough protein found in our hair and nails. And this keratin contains certain amino acids that can absorb UV light. When the light hits these amino acids, something really exciting happens: the energy of the UV light is stored and later released as visible light. This is called fluorescence. But don’t panic: you won’t be walking around looking like a permanent lightbulb.

There are several reasons why your hair might put on a little show under UV light:

  1. Natural hair composition: Some people naturally have hair that fluoresces under UV light, possibly with a particularly high proportion of amino acids that absorb UV light. While rare, this is definitely a fascinating biological phenomenon.
  2. Cosmetic products: Hair dyes and shampoos can contain chemicals that react to UV light. For example, if you use a UV-protective shampoo or a product with certain pigments, your hair can also become luminous under UV light.
  3. Environmental factors: Why does your hair suddenly look like a neon sign in the sun? Residues from pollution or chemicals can also fluoresce when exposed to UV light. This could indicate that you’re a particularly good magnet for dust, dirt, and other substances.
  4. Genetics: If you feel like your hair always shines a little brighter than others, it could be down to your genes. Sometimes people naturally have hair that has a particularly beautiful neon-colored aura under UV light. So, if you consider it a superpower, welcome to the club.

What can you do if your hair loves UV light?

Don’t worry, here are a few tips if you want to get this peculiarity of the fluorescent mane under control:

Choose the right hair care products

You should take a closer look at the ingredients in your shampoo and styling products. UV protection is great if you want to protect your hair from the sun, but for the club, less is more if you don’t want to turn up looking like a walking light source.

Protect your hair from UV light

For those focused on sun protection, there are thankfully products that block UV rays without creating a fluorescent effect. Look for hair oils or sprays that offer UV protection without lightening your hair.

Sometimes less is more.

Avoid using harsh chemicals or products that unnecessarily burden your hair with substances. A simple, straightforward shampoo could be the key to staying perfectly normal in normal light and not offering a fluorescent surprise.

Pay attention to the health of your hair

It’s always a good idea to take care of your hair’s health, whether it’s luminous or not. A balanced diet, regular hair treatments, and avoiding excessive heat or chemical treatments will not only keep your hair in top condition, but also your scalp. Dandruff, after all, also fluoresces… and not just in the hair.

So next time you find yourself glowing more brightly than intended at a UV light concert, remember: you’re not alone. Your hair simply has a somewhat magical relationship with the wavelengths of light – and that’s kind of cool, right? Stay glowy!